Everything I need to know about life I learned from British murder mystery shows.

The more beautiful the scenery, the more regularly people get murdered.

if someone you have never seen before is fishing in a river, or excavating an old building, they will always find a body.

if you walk down a long corridor and no one answers when you call out, you will either be attacked or find a body.

no matter where your ancestors came from, it is still possible for you to talk with a British accent.